The time has come at last for me to join this motley collective; to stand up and take my rightful place as the ultimate arbiter of quality. There's just one small problem -- namely the fact that I have terrible taste in music. For example, my current favorite song is "2d2f' off Ereland Oye's DJ Kicks. Take two seconds to guess what that stands for. Ready? Songs about blackouts and golden showers are not the hallmarks of fine taste. In any case, I've been given a key to this lock; let's see what follows.